This anime is a conspiracy from the Japanese government to turn the anime community into an agglomeration of mindless, gyaru-loving zombies. Marin is an android sent from another planet who is only pretending to be human. A cluster of everything that succeeds in a waifu bait, all for the purpose of sucking out your soul and making you obsess over a 2-dimensional drawing that only exists in your fantasies. The main character isn’t human either, he’s essentially just a giant bag of slightly moldy potatoes who also happens to paints dolls. This isn’t Dress Up Darling. It’s the Marin anime.
It's an anime about cosplaying,
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but don’t let it fool you. This is merely a cleverly used plot device that gives an excuse to have Marin strip down as much as possible. Thanks to this, it manages to reach levels of fanservice that other anime are incapable of. It lets us know Marin’s exact breast size while making it sound important to the plot. Most of the characters that Marin cosplays as are often weirdly sexual, so much so that an entire episode had to be dedicated to pointing out that she was almost naked in one of the outfits. Doujin artists are gonna have a whole damn field trip with this one.
When it isn’t focused on fitting us much fanservice into the story as possible, the cosplaying aspects do actually manage to be educational… at times. Still, for every informative scene there’s another 5 ecchi ones, so don’t expect your hopes up too high. Or do get your hopes up if you like fanservice, I won’t judge. Promise. Sometimes if it’s feeling up to the challenge, the anime will include a fanservice scene that disguises itself as an educational one. There’s one point where two characters spend half an episode figuring out how to shrink a girls breasts in order to fit it into a cosplay. Spoiler alert: you use a B-holder. This is good to know, but the fact that it took 8 infuriating minutes of needless fanservice to get to that point is ridiculous. Most of the genuinely interesting facts about the process of outfit design are quickly glossed over, but the moment boobs or nudity are involved it becomes a super serious plot point that needs a whole episode designated to it.
But beyond all the wasted potential of the premise, it actually manages to be a half-decent romcom. Despite Gojo being a literal cardboard box, majority of the interactions between him and Marin are some of the more well directed scenes you’ll find. The combination of a shy guy and a popular girl is done to death in anime at this point, but Bisque Doll manages to stand out amongst the crowd thanks to fulfilling character interactions and progress between the main pair. The relationship grows at a steady pace, and honestly the fact that the relationship in a series like this progresses at all is a blessing in itself. As fun as it is to shit on Gojo for being a loner, he’s not the most boring main character out there. A lot of why he’s the way he is explained, often indirectly, through his hobby of painting hina dolls. It’s a hobby that both characters and audience won’t necessarily connect with, but one that has been all Gojo has known for most his life. It puts him beyond just being a loner for the sake of relatability, and paths the way for some decent character growth as Marin enters his life. Of course, the relationship is still heavily idealized, however it’s distinct enough to at least be worthy of some praise.
Side characters include a highschooler who looks like a primary schooler and a middle schooler who looks like a high schooler. The initial meeting of Gojo and the highschooler (who in case you forgot, looks like a primary schooler) involve him walking in on her naked. This is true visual storytelling at its finest. And how convenient that all the cosplayers happen to be girls. I’m sure this is a complete coincidence and definitey not because the author only wanted to cram in as much extra fanservice as possible. Until there’s a Gojo cosplay no amount of side characters can save this series.
Cloverworks really didn’t hold back with this production. Somewhere at the studio a horny old guy probably proposed the idea of spending as much of the budget as possible on perfecting Marin’s boob jiggle and the rest of the production crew just went with it. Seriously though, every single episode maintains a solid quality without ever dropping. Something as average as Bisque Doll really shouldn’t look this good, but here we are. Dialogue, music, shot composition, animation, it all creates a smooth flow that is heavily lacking in most similar anime. It all contributes to the dynamic between Gojo and Marin that manages to be more than just a repeat of existing tropes and low-effort romance bait. Most of the time…
I’ve harped on fanservice a lot here, but it’s hard to ignore it when it takes up more than half the series. Overall, Bisque Doll is a disappointing anime. It isn’t appalling, and it isn’t the worst romcom by any means, it’s just a lot of needless otaku pandering that wastes any potential it initially had. The series is fairly laid back, so when it fails to use the cosplaying premise to its advantage all it has to fall back on is making Marin as idealised as possible. This is fine at times as it can lead to enjoyable scenes, but it isn’t enough to carry a whole twelve episodes. It could have been so much more, but in the end was just pretty okay.
Maybe it would’ve been more enjoyable if I hadn’t spent half the viewing weirded out at Marin’s weird triangle shaped smile that she does.
Mar 26, 2022
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This anime is a conspiracy from the Japanese government to turn the anime community into an agglomeration of mindless, gyaru-loving zombies. Marin is an android sent from another planet who is only pretending to be human. A cluster of everything that succeeds in a waifu bait, all for the purpose of sucking out your soul and making you obsess over a 2-dimensional drawing that only exists in your fantasies. The main character isn’t human either, he’s essentially just a giant bag of slightly moldy potatoes who also happens to paints dolls. This isn’t Dress Up Darling. It’s the Marin anime.
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