The first rule of Fight Club is that you do not talk about...
- Fight Club, the novel.
The second rule of Fight Club is that you do not talk about...
- Fight Club, the film adaptation.
The third rule of Fight Club is that you really don't talk about ...
- Fight Club, the video game adaptation of the film featuring Fred Durst as a playable character.
The fourth rule is that you can mention Fight Clubbing, a related trope.
The fifth rule is it has absolutely nothing to do with that Pokémon Fan Fic The Fight Club either.
The sixth rule: there is NO Rule Six.