Vincent: Inchon.
Dan: Good one, Vince. No one's actually seen Inchon.
"If I want information, I'll stick with real user edited Internet encyclopedias — like Wikipedia, thank you very much!"
Craig Golightly a.k.a. "Vincent Dawn" a.k.a. "The Cinema Snob" is a lampooning of highbrow art-film lovers who hate any movie which isn't True Art. His backstory was later expanded upon, both within the show and in a movie by Brad Jones (lead actor and writer for The Cinema Snob), revealing that he is a failed exploitation filmmaker who took on a fake identity. Or not, depending on how the Snob feels about it in any given episode.*
His old focus was old b-horror, exploitation and foreign knockoff films, with the semi-regular porn parody thrown in. More recently he has branched out into Christian Propaganda films and more mainstream slasher movies—or whatever tickles his fancy. Reviews circa 2016 range from Box Office Bombs like Wired and Bushwhacked to cult favorites like The Craft, the oeuvre of Neil Breen, and the Sex and the City movies.
The Cinema Snob Movie was released in 2012, written by Jones and directed by Ryan Mitchelle. They eventually reteamed to produce Another Cinema Snob Movie, which wrapped production in 2018 and was released on July 26th, 2019. In 2019, the Snob also received a spinoff shortform vlog series, Problematic! with The Cinema Snob, in which the character gives a satirical Political Overcorrectness take on a film-related issue of the day or parodies conventions of other kinds of video reviews. The spinoff vlogs quietly ended in 2020, though the Snob continued to experiment with shortform video with a new series of 1-minute reviews in 2022.
The Cinema Snob has reviewed the following movies:
- Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror
- Porno Holocaust
- Wanda, The Sadistic Hypnotist
- Crazy Fat Ethel II
- Sadomania
- Los Ritos Sexuales del Diablo
- Zero In and Scream
- Brutes and Savages
- Impulse
- Video Violence
- Holocaust 2
- Alucarda
- Don't Go Near the Park
- Savage Vengeance
- Unhinged
- Satan's Children
- Horrifying Experiments of the SS Last Days
- Zombie 4: After Death
- Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger
- Blood Freak
- Evil Come, Evil Go
- Terror at Orgy Castle
- The Hand of Pleasure
- Zombie Lake
- Ninja Untouchables
- Snuff
- Zombie 5: Killing Birds
- Blood of Ghastly Horror
- Woodchipper Massacre
- Monkey With 72 Magic
- The Eerie Midnight Horror Show
- The Black Six
- Mother's Day
- Elsa Fraulein SS
- Frankenstein Island
- Savage Weekend
- Day of the Panther
- Horror of the Zombies
- Black Devil Doll from Hell
- The Italian Stallion
- The Refrigator
- Slugs
- Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
- Tales from the Quadead Zone
- The Galaxy Invader
- The Stewardesses 3-D
- Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws
- Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning*
- Strike of the Panther
- "Pierre Kirby Week":
- Zombie vs. Ninja
- Full Metal Ninja
- Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent
- Ninja of the Magnifecence
- American Commando 2: Hunting Express
- The Nail Gun Massacre
- Bruno Mattei's Terminator II
- Helga, She Wolf of Spilberg
- War of the Wizards
- Shriek of the Mutilated
- Zombie 6: Monster Hunter
- Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell's Heroes
- Death Nurse
- Deep Throat Part II
- The Man Who Saves the World ("Turkish Star Wars")
- Os Trapalhões na Guerra dos Planetas ("Brazilian Star Wars")
- Demented Death Farm Massacre
- Alienator
- The Hoboken Chicken Emergency
- Troll
- Troll 2
- Don't Open Till Christmas
- Bloody New Year
- Extra Terrestrian: Die Ausserirdische (under the title E.T. the Porno)
- Lady Terminator
- Nudist Colony of the Dead
- Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
- The Body Shop
- The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
- Death Nurse 2
- The Astro-Zombies
- Beaver and Buttface
- Creepers ("Troll 3")
- Quest for the Mighty Sword (also "Troll 3")
- Bloodsucking Freaks
- Curse of the Cannibal Confederates
- Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
- Video Violence 2
- Deathrow Gameshow
- Las Vegas Bloodbath
- Alien 2: On Earth
- Ax 'Em
- American Commando 3: Savage Temptation
- Hardgore
- Superman (the 1975 musical)
- Island of Death
- Hell's Bloody Devils
- Redneck Zombies
- Super Hornio Bros.
- The Expendables
- Caligula (in two parts)
- Violent Shit
- Creepozoids
- Super Hornio Bros. 2
- Satan's School for Girls
- Dolemite
- The Geek
- Chatterbox
- Weasels Rip My Flesh
- Home Sweet Home (1981)
- Violent Shit II
- Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence (under the title Zombi 7)
- Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
- New Year's Evil
- Pussy Talk
- Dressed to Fire
- Bathman dal planeta Eros ("Italian Batman")
- The Driller Killer
- Star Odyssey
- Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory
- Billy the Kid vs. Dracula
- Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter
- Night Trap
- Las Tortugas Pinjas
- Grizzly II: Revenge (under the title Grizzly II: The Predator)*
- Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy
- Geek Maggot Bingo
- Cannibal Holocaust
- Night of Horror
- Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars
- Dracula: The Dirty Old Man
- Pieces
- Beware! Children at Play
- A Clockwork Orgy
- The Tormentors
- Nightdreams
- Pink Flamingos
- Caligula II: Messalina, Messalina
- Nekromantik
- Violent Shit III: Infantry of Doom
- Hitler, Dead or Alive
- Entrails of a Virgin
- Blood Feast
- Child Bride
- The Sinful Dwarf
- Angel Above - The Devil Below
- Dr. Sex
- Maniac! (1980)
- Bat Pussy note
- "E.T. Week":
- Badi
- Keep Up the Lust E.T.
- Nukie
- Homoti
- Los nuevos extraterrestres (Extra-Terrestrial Visitors, a.k.a. Pod People)
- Midnight Heat
- Blood Rage
- The Corpse Grinders
- Elves
- Cannibal Ferox
- Anthropophagus
- The Gestapo's Last Orgy
- The Helter Skelter Murders
- Giallo a Venezia
- Guyana: Cult of the Damned
- Rape Squad
- Ninja Terminator
- The Terror of Tiny Town
- The Last House on the Left
- Guinea Pig: Devil's Experiment
- Gums
- Mother's Day (2010)
- Sleepaway Camp
- They Saved Hitler's Brain
- Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
- Faces of Death
- Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland
- Criminally Insane
- The Erotic Adventures of Dickman & Throbbin
- Goldengirl
- Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days
- Gross Out
- Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor
- The Beast (La bête)
- Los Porno Sin Son
- The Mutilator
- Karate Girl
- Hack-O-Lantern
- The Devil with Hitler
- Violent Shit 4.0
- Cici Can ("Turkish Casper")
- Son of Sleepaway Camp (Memorial Valley Massacre)
- Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out!
- The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
- Tampon Tango
- Return to Sleepaway Camp
- 42nd Street Forever, Volume 1
- Moment by Moment
- Crackerjack
- Debbie Does Dallas
- I Spit on Your Grave (two parts)
- Plutonium Baby
- Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
- E~3: The Extra Testicle (the Third E.T. Porno Spoof)
- The Terminator (1991 fan remake)
- Water Power
- The German Chainsaw Massacre
- Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
- Heartbeeps
- My Baby Is Black!
- Souperman
- Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks
- In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo
- Shock! Shock! Shock!
- The Legend of the Lone Ranger
- Robot Jox
- Dogs
- The Taming of Rebecca
- Friday the 13th (1980)
- 42nd Street Forever, Volume 2: The Deuce
- Friday the 13th Part 2
- Saturday the 14th
- Gayracula
- Jack the Ripper Goes West
- Xtro
- Halloween (1978)
- Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters
- Pussy Talk 2
- Don't Go in the Woods... Alone!
- Basket Case
- A Woman's Revenge ("Turkish I Spit On Your Grave")
- Let My Puppets Come
- Skazochnoe puteshestvie mistera Bilbo Begginsa, Khobbita ("Russian The Hobbit")
- Silent Night, Deadly Night
- Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
- E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody
- The Conqueror
- Endless Love
- Fatal Games
- Hitler's Harlot
- Diary of a Nudist (DVD-exclusive episode)
- Jailbait Babysitter (DVD-exclusive episode)
- Caddyshack II
- The Infernal Rapist (DVD-exclusive episode)
- 48 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex (DVD-exclusive episode)
- Ilsa, The Wicked Warden
- Ninja Champion
- Black Love
- Two of a Kind
- "Sasquatch Week":
- Curse of Bigfoot
- The Geek 2
- To Catch a Yeti
- Black River Monster
- The Legend of Boggy Creek
- Mommie Dearest
- Godzilla's Revenge
- Drive (1974)
- Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell!
- Friday the 13th Part III
- The Stepfather
- Robot Wars (1993)
- Wired
- O Trapalhão no Planalto dos Macacos ("Brazilian Planet of the Apes")
- The Babe Ruth Story
- Hercules
- The Adventures of Hercules II
- The Lonely Lady
- Driller: A Sexual Thriller
- 42nd Street Forever Volume 3: Exploitation Explosion
- The Devil Times Five
- Cut-Throats Nine
- "Musical March (in September)":
- The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke on My Aunt Gertrude
- Fun in Balloon Land
- Halloween II (1981)
- Down and Dirty Duck
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
- Black Rage
- Vahsi kan ("Turkish First Blood")
- Foreskin Gump
- Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation
- Zombie
- Crusin' 57
- Hell of the Living Dead
- Suspiria (1977)
- Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
- Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?
- Beyond the Darkness (aka Buio Omega)
- The House by the Cemetery
- Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning
- Miami Connection
- Jungle Holocaust
- Exorcist II: The Heretic
- The Crippled Avengers
- Top Dog
- Hard Knuckle
- Heaven's Gate (Milestone Celebration, in three parts)
- Dinosaur Island
- The Penetrator
- Windows
- Ghosts Can't Do It
- Blast-Off Girls
- Bingo
- Roger Corman's The Fantastic Four
- A Ton of Grass Goes to Pot
- A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
- The New York Ripper
- "Musical March (in September)":
- Staying Alive
- Little Rita of the West
- Fangs ("Egyptian Rocky Horror")
- Xanadu
- Black is Beautiful
- Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
- The Passion of the Christ (with The Nostalgia Critic)
- Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
- Suckula
- Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
- Saving Christmas
- Ms. Velma's Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Week
- A Madea Christmas
- Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever
- The Star Wars Holiday Special
- Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
- Old Fashioned
- Enter the Ninja
- Zombie 3
- The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
- War Room
- Second Glance
- If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
- Death Wish II
- The Farmer's Daughters (DVD-exclusive episode)
- Nazi Love Island (DVD-exclusive episode)
- Orgasmo Esotico (DVD-exclusive episode)
- Rites of Uranus (DVD-exclusive episode)
- Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
- Yarasa adam - Bedmen ("Turkish Batman")
- Wonder Woman (1974)
- God's Not Dead
- Oh! Heavenly Dog
- Going Bananas
- The Pretender
- Crime of the Age
- Captain America (1990)
- Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
- 3 Dev Adam
- Power Pack (Unaired TV pilot)
- 10 Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles
- The Slumber Party Massacre
- Satan Bite the Dust (music video)
- Slumber Party Massacre II
- Independence Day (1983)
- Tarzan, the Ape Man
- Ghost Fever
- Sex Trek: The Next Penetration (Sex Trek)
- Strokemon
- A Talking Cat!?!
- Bushwhacked
- The ButterCream Gang
- The Burning Hell
- Donald Tramp
- "Musical March (in September)":
- Grease 2
- The Identical
- Breakin
- Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Trick or Treat
- Spaced Invaders
- Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (theatrical cut)
- A Halloween Puppy
- Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (Producer's Cut)
- Dr. Strange (1978 Made-for-TV Movie)
- Dangerous Men
- Last Ounce of Courage
- The Magic Christmas Tree
- Silent Night, Bloody Night
- Dear Santa (with The Nostalgia Critic)
- Reefer Madness
- Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (two-part review)
- I'm Not Ashamed
- Macho Man
- Glen or Glenda
- "Fulcuary":
- The Beyond
- Manhattan Baby
- City of the Living Dead
- Conquest
- King Dong
- Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla
- Mighty Muffin Pounder Rangers
- God's Club
- This Ain't The Smurfs XXX (under the title The Smuffs)
- Zombies on Broadway
- God's Not Dead 2
- Another Son of Sam
- Gnardians of the Galaxy
- Unidentified Flying Oddball
- Windy City
- Pirates
- The 400th episode/10th anniversary celebration inspired ten episodes related to another from each year:
- Erotic Nights of the Living Dead (sister of Porno Holocaust)
- Night of the Seagulls (sequel of Horror of the Zombies)
- The Other Deep Throat II
- Caligula III
- Cannibal Holocaust 2
- That Nazty Nuisance (sequel of The Devil With Hitler)
- Crackerjack 2: Hostage Train
- Return to Boggy Creek
- Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit Part Two
- Slumber Party Massacre III
- Darna vs. the Planet Women
- Santo and the Vengeance of the Mummy
- The Little Cars in the Great Race
- Gladiformers (also by Vídeo Brinquedo)
- Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody (under the title Spanker-Man)
- Playmate of the Apes
- Sex and the City
- Christian Mingle: The Movie
- Sex and the City 2
- Double Down
- Voiceless
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
- "Musical March (in September)":
- Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later
- Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
- Boo! A Madea Halloween
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
- Halloween: Resurrection
- Mr. No Legs
- Bummer!
- He Knows You're Alone
- Christmas with a Capital C
- Santa's Christmas Elf (Named Calvin)
- The Star Wars Holiday Special commercial breaks
- A Christmas Kiss
- The Buttercream Gang in Secret of Treasure Mountain*
- The Believer's Heaven
- I Am Here....Now
- The Little Cars 2: Rodopolis Adventures
- "Friendsuary":
- Death Wish 3
- Tugrats
- Los extraterrestres (Monguito: The Argentinian E.T.)
- Let There Be Light
- Baby Huey's Great Easter Adventure
- Jason X
- Sex & the City: The Original XXX Parody (under the title Sex and the City 3)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
- Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
- Wes Craven's New Nightmare
- Star Babe
- Carman: Great God (music video)
- The Illusionauts
- Stepfather II: Make Room for Daddy
- Carnosaur
- The Wasp Woman
- Freddy vs. Jason
- The Cinema Snob Movie (two parts)
- Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
- Fateful Findings
- Persecuted
- Mobsters and Mormons
- "Musical March (in September)":
- Rob Zombie's Halloween
- Wacko
- Rob Zombie's Halloween II
- Snapshot (under the title The Day After Halloween)
- 42nd Street Forever 4: Cooled By Refrigeration
- The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)
- The Puppet Inside Me
- Spongeknob Squarenuts
- Santa Visits the Magic Land of Mother Goose
- A Christmas Kiss II
- A Little Piece of Heaven
- Christmas Spirit (under the title A Christmas Puppy)
- To All a Goodnight
- Inchon*
- God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness
- 1941 (1979)
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
- Hellraiser
- The Laygo Movie
- Diary of a Mad Black Woman
- Left Behind
- Leprechaun 2
- Hellbound: Hellraiser II
- Pet Sematary (1989)
- "Choose Your Own Guttenberg"*
- The Bed Room
- Nazi Love Camp 27 (DVD-exclusive episode)
- Deported Women of the SS Special Section (DVD-exclusive episode)
- She-Devils of the SS (DVD-exclusive episode)
- The Red Nights of the Gestapo (DVD-exclusive episode)
- Achtung! The Desert Tigers (DVD-exclusive episode)
- The Berenstain Bears' Easter Surprise
- The Amityville Horror (1979)
- Puppet Master
- Gotti
- 10 Awesome Things About Battlefield Earth
- Godzilla: King of the Monsters! (1956)
- The Zodiac Killer (1971)
- Shaft (1971)
- Childs Play (1988)
- The Hollywood Knights
- AmeriGeddon
- That Darn Cat! (1965)
- Until September
- God's Compass
- Tango & Cash
- Pet Sematary Two
- Unplanned
- It (1990)
- "Musical March (in September)":
- Halloween (2018)
- Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
- Scanners
- The Life Zone
- King Frat
- ThanksKilling
- The Legend of Sarila (under the title Frozen Land)
- Black Christmas (1974)
- Jason Xmas (fan film)
- A Karate Christmas Miracle
- Santa's Christmas Circus Starring Whizzo the Clown
- 2019: After the Fall of New York
- 2020 Texas Gladiators
- 3 on a Meathook
- God Bless The Broken Road
- Tyler Perry's A Fall From Grace
- Dreamer
- The Haunting of Sharon Tate
- Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia
- Sonic the Vadgehog
- At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
- Friday the 13th (2009)
- Leprechaun 3
- The Stand (1994)
- Corona Zombies
- Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America
- The Patriot (1998)
- The Revelation Road Trilogy (single episode)
- Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End
- Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire
- The Black Rider: Revelation Road
- Assassin 33 AD
- Corona Zombies 2: Barbie and Kendra Save the Tiger King
- 'Salem's Lot (1979)
- World War III (1982)
- Oy Vey! My Son is Gay
- Angry Asian Murder Hornets
- Stepfather III: Father's Day
- 365 Days
- Pass Thru
- Night of the Creeps
- The Jerk, Too
- Casino Royale (1954) (1954 Climax! television episode)
- Dr. No
- Carrie (1976) and Jennifer (joint review)
- Child's Play 2
- The Exterminator and Exterminator 2 (joint review)
- From Russia with Love
- "Musical March (in September)":
- Halloween III: Season of the Witch
- Night of the Demons (1988)
- The Witches (1990)
- The Craft
- 1980 in Film *
- Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning *
- Goldfinger
- Black Christmas (2006)
- A Wrestling Christmas Miracle
- Christmas in the Rockies
- A Recipe for Seduction
- Happy Birthday to Me
- Silent Night (2012)
- The Shining (1980)
- Child's Play 3
- Trump vs. The Illuminati
- Dirty O'Neil: The Love Life of a Cop
- Soup for One
- Zardoz
- The Stand (2020)*
- Wrong Turn (2003)
- Edward Penishands
- Godzilla Raids Again (using Gigantis, the Fire Monster dub)
- Justice League of America
- Leprechaun 4: In Space
- Justice League XXX
- King Kong (1933)
- King Kong vs. Godzilla
- Slaxx
- Roe v. Wade
- Mortal Kombat: A XXX Parody
- Hellraiser: Bloodline
- Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
- Hellraiser: Inferno
- Saw
- Hellraiser: Hellseeker
- Twisted Pair
- Clifford
- Hellraiser: Deader
- The Stepfather (2009) (2009)
- Black Widow: A XXX Parody
- The Daylight Zone
- Rock: It's Your Decision
- Saturday the 14th Strikes Back
- The Candyman Trilogy (single episode)
- 5G Zombies
- The Street Fighter trilogy (single episode)
- The Street Fighter
- Return of the Street Fighter
- The Streetfighter's Last Revenge
- "Musical March (in September)":
- Hellraiser: Hellworld
- Thunderball
- The Paul Lynde Halloween Special
- Night of the Demons 2
- 1981 in Film *
- Hellraiser: Revelations
- A Thief in the Night
- Private Lessons
- Father Christmas is Back
- Merry Kissmas
- Black Christmas (2019)
- Bloody Birthday
- Hellraiser: Judgement
- Scream (1996)
- Christmas Evil *
- Two Thousand Maniacs!
- The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
- Caligula: The Untold Story
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
- My Bloody Valentine (1981)
- 10 to Midnight
- Batman XXX: A Porn Parody*
- Thunder Warrior
- Leprechaun in the Hood
- The Grim Reaper (1976)
- April Fools' Day
- Like Wow!
- God's Not Dead: We the People
- Thunder Warrior II
- Avengers vs. X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody*
- Firestarter (1984)
- Bloody Murder
- Beaster Day
- No. 1 of the Secret Service (under the title Her Majesty’s Top Gun)
- 365 Days: This Day
- Carnosaur 2
- 1982 in Film *
- Matilda (1978)
- Thunder Warrior III
- Santo contra el estrangulador (under the title Santo vs. The Strangler)
- The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (2005)
- The Next 365 Days
- "Musical March (in September)"
- Terrifier
- Halloween Kills
- Hellraiser (2022)
- 1960 in Film *
- Jack Frost (1997) and Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (joint review)
- Faith Filled Christmas
- Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp
- My Bloody Valentine 3D
- Children of the Corn (1984)
- Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
- Puppet Master II
- 1961 in Film *
- The Mask 3D
- Visiting Hours
- Scream 2
- Super Hornio Brothers *
- The Evil Dead (1981)
- The Burning
- Stage Fright (1987)
- Crackdown Mission
- Left Behind II: Tribulation Force
- Revenge of the Ninja
- Cyborg (1989)
- Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
- Phantasm
- Hong Kong (1952)
- Slaughter High
- Rats: Night of Terror
- Girls for Rent
- Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror *
- Satan's Sadists
- Patrick Still Lives
- Great White (1981)
- Jaws of Death
- Hold On! (1966)
- Where the Boys Meet the Girls
- The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio
- PMS Cop
- 3 Nuts in Search of a Bolt
- Thriller: A Cruel Picture
- Double Agent 73
- Sexbomb
- Hitch Hike to Hell
- Scream VI teaser trailer
- Renfield trailer
- Evil Dead Rise trailer
- Scream VI full trailer
The Cinema Snob provides examples of:
- "... I'll stick with real woodchipper movies — like Fargo, thank you very much."