Twilight Zone
You access this article by clicking on a link of the imagination - a link not only of sight and of sound and of hypertext markup language but of mind. That's the signpost up ahead, next stop... the Uncyclopedia Twilight Zone article!
Sight
What the fuck! An article about The Twilight Zone! You've always enjoyed that particular show. Perhaps this article will illuminate certain aspects of that televisual classic!
Illinois; Glendale Heights this show plays up as based upon true events. So those who watch this show and seen the articles, better damn well do this right. Paula Deen you should really sit down and watched this show before doing business, because what played up was the Monsters Due On 151 Joliet Street. Anne Serling adapts her father's works into novels and short stories, the shows became novelized and compiled for history. The small press plays up as a hybrid between this and his other brainchild, as we gather in the hallways of the Night Gallery.
Sound
Picture if you will a person very much like yourself, sitting at a computer - much like the one you're sitting at now. But how can this hypothetical person be like you? After all, they've just clicked their way into... the Twilight Zone.
Mind
Wow, this article sure is creepy. It's not like a usual Uncyclopedia article. No one's even mentioned Oprah or Oscar Wilde. You're getting scared. Perhaps you'll get out of here at the next link. Take you further into the bleak cold winter of frostquake stricken realities where the boy who predicted earthquakes and got in the collective nightmare of your resident fantard.
5th Dimension
Ah! That link just took you right back here! Okay, okay, stay calm... there has to be some way out. Oh, God, you hope it's not a gremlin in your CPU... Maybe it's aliens... no! That's crazy talk! Got to stay focused... Okay, think - what link has to work in Uncyclopedia? Got it! Ass! No, even that didn't work! bottom! wee-wee! front-bottom! Ahhhhh! ctrl + alt + down! that always works!!
Okay, try putting a quarter into that fortune-telling box that looks like the Devil! Nothing? Goddammit, this is bad!!!
Dimension of the Imagination
Oh, God, it's just like that Old Gypsy Woman foretold! Oh, you were a fool to mock her magical powers! Now the curse of the Inescapable Page is upon you!
Twist Ending
That being you thought was your clone is in fact an alien robot from the future named Brad Cohen! AND HE'S BEHIND YOU! NOOOOOO!!!!!
Film
It seems reading this article about the film sends your indestructable mind into The Twilight Zone. The film is pretty much just four episodes of the twilight zone glued together and during the filming three people died in a helicopter crash.
Controversial Episode
An episode titled "Nightmare at Some Considerable Distance from the Ground" was pulled off the air due to extremely high levels of blood and gore for the time. In the episode, an airline passenger, played by Oscar Wilde, spots a grue on the wing of the plane. No one believes him, until the grue breaks into the plane and devours everyone inside.
Middle Ground Between Light And Shadow
And so that is the tale of yourself. An average sort of person who logged onto a not so average page, from which you can never escape.. somewhere... in The Twilight Zone.
Categories: American television series | Mystery | Self-reference | Things you'll find wandering the streets of New York City | Vexing Scientific Conundrums
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