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Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

Gabriel Turner

• Nom and For. Enough difficulty getting autoblocked, someone just joke ban me please. Gabriel Turner (talk) 22:12, September 9, 2013 (UTC)

Meganew

• For as I have been gone for so long. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:49, November 15, 2012 (UTC)

Sannse

• For since she has officially defected to Wikia and we can't actually ban her. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:49, November 15, 2012 (UTC)

HELPME

• Self nom and for because I've been nominated three times in a row, and I'll be damned if I let some silly "inactiveness" get in the way of my streak. --HM (T) 10:37, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

Methamphetamine!

• Self-Destructive and Counter-Productive Not enough people have been nominating themselves recently. I'm doing the whole wiki a favor. Also I haven't contributed anything significant in the past 5 years. Drugs Are Bad (2012-08-4 19:49 UTC)

Aimsplode

• Nom + For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:27, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
• For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:29, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of a banned user

• Nomination and For. obvious vandal account and ban evader Sockpuppet of a banned user (talk) 18:18, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
• I'm this user and I think my account should get a ban 85.210.191.202 18:22, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
• Looks like this that user has already been banned Joesph Bloggs (talk) 17:47, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Aleister in Chains

• Having me trying to guess what the hell the pic on his userpage is with promise to tell what it is after the guess, then not telling and asking me to guess again. Mattsnow 14:48, March 23, 2012 (UTC)

  No more than 2 minutes though, the little rascal amended himself XD Mattsnow 18:53, March 23, 2012 (UTC)

Wilytank

• Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:59, January 11, 2012 (UTC)

  Deja-vu. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:54, 11 January 2012

* For. That doesn't even make sense you silly cunt. Sockpuppet of a banned user (talk) 18:20, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Lollipop

• I haet him!!!!!!111!1!ONEONEONE -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 23:48, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
• Against. Yes, I know the rules of FFS but I need you to learn to spell before you can convince me to vote for someone being banned. Sockpuppet of a banned user (talk) 18:06, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
• Against. I agree with the above post Joesph Bloggs (talk) 17:49, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

MediaWiki default (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Duh.

1234 ~ 06:07, 27 October 2011

• <insert name here> Sucks real bad. He Is A Dick In UN IRC.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 06:28, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
• I blend puppies for breakfast. I must be stopped. ~ 09:58, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
• I'm jealous. This motherfucker has his userpage in the Special namespace and is talked about in dozens of articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:00, 27 October 2011
• Fucking For Fuck this asshole.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:46, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Who the pfargtl is this? 50.47.57.50 19:23, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Eat banhammer, <insert name here>. --BLU Scoutgineer 19:55, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
• <insert name here> gets nominated for this every time, just ban <insert name here> already! Ajraddatz (Talk) 03:48, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

  I tried. It just came back.

1234 ~ 05:22, 2 November 2011

• Fucking injoke. Is this really necessary to keep doing this? James1011R 02:10, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
• Hey! I never did anything to any of you fucking assholes! That does it, I'm FUCKING LEAVING UNCYCLOPEDIA! I come here BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT and I find all of you talking shit behind my back? I FUCKING KNEW ALL THE AWARDS YOU GAVE ME WERE JOKES! HAVING A BIG LAUGH AT MY EXPENSE, HUH? WELL, FUCK ALL OF YOU, AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON! WITH A RAZOR DILDO! YOU CAN ALL DIE IN HELL WITH THE DISMEMBERED ROTTING CORPSES OF YOUR INBRED FAGGOT FAMILIES!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Dec 6 '11 23:17 (UTC)
• For. I know this bitch, and he keeps editing my userpage, and my talkpage, and my articles, FUCKING FUCK HIM TO FUCK, strap him to a chair, and force him to watch Boku no Pico, IN 3D!!!!, unless he's bi.... or gay...... STILL TORTURE HIM!!! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 04:21, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

  Haha, you really had us going there. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:25, 6 December 2011

• Neutral. I should not be banned, only MediaWiki default should be banned. Constantly deleting system messages including the "huffed" one. --TC02 ^{(Chat with me)} 11:14, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Well, I get autoblocked enough as it is so why not joke ban me? Gabriel Turner (talk) 22:09, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
• How in the-? Why is <insert name here> not banned yet?! Fucking Christ! What's his ping address? I'm DDOS-ing this kid. --User:SanDemonMax/sig.js 05:01 October 21, 2013 (UTC)

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• The results of round 6 and the bans.
• The results of round 7 and the bans.
• The results of round 8 and the bans.
• The results of round 9 and the bans.
• The results of round 10 and the bans.
• The results of round 11 and the bans.

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