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This user has been pwn3d by democracy , and will be returning shortly.
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Meh, nobody cares about this article.

NO	This user doesn't care.

MEH

This user redefines lazy.

New Zealand

Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice take off every 'zig'.

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This Mr.Norrington smells funny...

...and has been awarded a Pine-scented air freshener.

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Pi / pie is good for you? So is being random.

Hey!

The above wasn't my fault!

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

Actually I'm JUST Viking I don't like Killing Looting or Pillaging

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

WEREHAMSTER Award
WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

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This user is a n00b.

MEH

This user redefines lazy.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

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This user is an Awesome Slice of Heaven.
And that's why we love her...

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! No use crying over spilled water under a burned bridge. Help!

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This user is happy.

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Sorry

This user is sorry if she is annoying

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

\m/

This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

AA!

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Meow!

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This user loves pi

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user is cooler than you.

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This user is elite.

UBX

This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

bu-F

This user does not have a proper firearms license for speaking Bullet.

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Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.

This user is a Kiwi
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New Zealand

This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user should not be trusted.

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This user is a Mad Scientist.

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This user is a Mad Scientist.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

New Zealand

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The Doctor has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

This User Is Better Than You

Give up now.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

♀

This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

Hey!

The above wasn't my fault!

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

I LIKE kittens

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This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.

New Zealand

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This user got an F in Chinese and likes their native language better (if they have one).

This user is a Kiwi
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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

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This user is a native speaker of Pie.

New Zealand

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This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

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“She's just the greatest person in the universe, apart from me.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Dragoliz

“In Soviet Russia, laughing floor rolls YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Something completely different

“One day I was wandering down the main street and she said 'hi' to me. I was completely blown away by her intellect and beauty. WOW!”
~ Anonymous on Dragoliz

“We really need more people like her.”
~ Universe on Dragoliz

“Her ego's too big.”
~ You on Dragoliz before you get struck by lightning

“Ha ha 'bout time!”
~ Your mum on You getting struck by lightning

I'm Awesome!

All you need to know is I'm awesome, straight and actually from New Zealand. And that the black helicopter is coming to get us!

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This information has been put in a fancy box to make it look important?

Chips! Not fries! Damn Americans!

RUN IT'S THE COMMUNIST PARTY!!!

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