User:Bernhardjohansen

This user comes from Australia.

This user lives in Brisbane.

This user uses Commonwealth spelling.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

en-5

This user can contribute with a professional level of English.

no-2

Denne brukeren/brukaren har god kjennskap til norsk.

AU-5

This user believes that Australian English is the only real English, and will likely respond to any use of The Queen's or American English with disgust.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

sar-N

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

Ubbi

Thubis ubusuber cuban spubeak Ububbubi Dububbubi.

1337

7|-|15 |_|x0r 5|>34|<5 1337.

IntS-5

Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG!

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

007

This user likes martinis shaken, not stirred.

This user is a checkers player.

This user enjoys chess.

This user is a Go player.

S₁

This user is a Scrabble player.

This user loves The Sims 2!!

UT

This user plays Unreal Tournament.

This user is a Board Game Geek.

Car-2

This user has passed a written car licence examination, but cannot drive without supervision.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 140.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.

Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...

This user knows by heart an unspecified number of digits in the decimal representation of pi.

0.{\bar {9}}=1

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

A, B and C

This user prefers not to use the serial comma.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user is nocturnal.

MN-2

This user is an expert minesweeper.

This user managed the NationStates country of Bernhardia, but has retired.

5

This user has visited 5 of the 205 countries in the world.

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

ANAL 5

This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

This user couldn't live without the keyboard shortcut Alt Tab.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

@

This user can be reached by email at stike.monkey@gmail.com.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user knows by heart the first 80 digits in the decimal representation of pi.

- {User binary}

trb-4

This user is a professional trombonist.

pno-3

This user is an advanced pianist.

This male user supports feminism.

♂♀

This user supports gender equality.

This user is not a biological parent.

This user is right-handed.

- {User:Disavian/Userboxes/Farsighted}

ἄθεος

This user is an atheist.

EAC

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga!

This user likes or keeps one or more cockatiels.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user is a cat lover.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

C₂H₅OH-3

This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.

This user is of
Norwegian ancestry.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

Éireannach
This user is Irish.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

-xen

This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.

This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.

This user eats fries, or chips.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user loves sausages.

BAM!

This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!

V

This user eats Vegemite regularly.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats apples.

This user eats pears.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats watermelon.

This user loves pasta.

This user eats fish.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

This user eats M&Ms.

This user is absolutely obsessed with sour gummy worms!

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks milk.

This user drinks soy milk.

Java-4

This user is an expert coffee drinker.

This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.

ginger ale

This user drinks ginger ale.

21

This user thinks that 21 units of alcohol a week is not enough.

This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka.

This user drinks white wine.

This user eats at KFC.

This user eats at McDonald's.

This user buys and sells on eBay as bernhardjohansen.

This user contributes to the
Internet Movie Database.

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm ('stike_monkey').

This user has a channel on YouTube.

This user has a profile on MySpace.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user contributes while using Winamp.

This user uses LimeWire.

This user uses BitTorrent.

P2P

This user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows 2000.

2000-

This user is still using
Microsoft Office 2000 or older

This user contributes using Notepad.

AthXP

This user uses an AMD Athlon XP processor

This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless Internet connection.

This user likes to spin pens.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

XD

This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user enjoys filmmaking.

This user does not smoke.

SoN

This user is a member of the Sons of Norway.

amn't

This user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.

snkd

This user says sneaked.

infin¦
itive

This user chooses never to split infinitives.

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

which & that

This user knows how to use which and that correctly.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."

This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

,

This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

;

This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

~~Pickyness~~ Pickiness

This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

This user is an advanced mathematician.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

mth

This user participates in math competitions.

SI

This user measures both in metric system and American system units.

ft-lb

1+1=10

This user likes binary.

5+5=10

This user likes decimal.

Indies

This user is a huge fan of small films.

This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

This user "has come to America to make movie-film".

Jagshemash! This user likes Borat.

A million girls would kill for this user's job.

Rat Race

This user says "It's a race, it's a race! I hope I win! It's a..." (falls asleep)

TA

Bak user derka derka derka!

YYYEEEESSSS!!
This user is INVINCIBLE!!

This user has a feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user knows 
"...there is no spoon".

DT

This user has a Digital television set, or tuner box, to receive Digital terrestrial television, such as DVB, ISDB, or ATSC.

This user prefers cable television over satellite television.

FXTL

This user's TV service provider is Foxtel.

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

Scrubs

This user is the world's most giant doctor.

TGYH

This user thanks God you're here!

Hans

This user is Gay for Moleman.

Moe

This user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass.

Lisa

If anyone wants this user, they'll be in their room...
What kind of userbox is that?

DOCTOR JOHN ZOIDBERG

This user lives in a maternifuge.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

BDKS

This user is the stone that the builder refused...

DT

This user lives in a house that is Drawn Together with love.

FG

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

Frasier

Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...

FLOWERY TWATS

This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers.

MWC

A fat woman came into this user's shoe store today.

#270

~~Vandalized Wikipedia~~
Sorry! - Earl Hickey

SEIN

This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

?	This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.

This user does not like getting Philiminated from the Race.

BB

This user watches Big Brother.

ABC

This user supports Australian Broadcasting Corporation radio, television and online services.

FOXTEL iQ

This user watches FOXTEL Digital through FOXTEL iQ

This user is a wrestler.

This user plays cricket.

This user supports the
Australian cricket team

This user supports the Sri Lanka cricket team.

This user is a WWE fan.

This user enjoys wrestling on Fridays.

This user is a fan of The Charismatic Enigma, Jeff Hardy.

This user is an expert in
music theory.

This user is a music composer.

ॐ

This user listens to Goa and psytrance.

This user enjoys electronic music.

EB

This user enjoys Eurobeat.

This user fancies Celtic music.

Mis

This user can hear the people sing.

This user is an a cappella singer.

This user does not like iPods.

This user is a MIDI author.

†

This user survived Catholic school!

This user is a college dropout.

This user considers themselves self-educated.

UQ

This user is a current student or graduate of University of Queensland.

teen

This user is a teenager.

YA

This user is a young adult.

19

This user is 19 years old.

This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user is a barista.

This user works in the film industry.

This user swears by Science that they are an atheist.