Bonus round – less serious. Dream games in Diablo universe (some crazy!)

Source: Midjourney

Who says that our imagination needs serious proposals alone? Let's also give a chance to ideas that would normally make us roll our eyes.

Diablo Pachinko

Let's start with a subversive bang! Blizzard, make Diablo a Pachinko machine or app with cutscenes – like KONAMI! With one, troll difference – with you, such a game – as part of the revolution – would be completely free. Who can stop the rich? Anyway, I dare you, I double, triple, quadruple dare you!

Diablo brawler

I mean... why not? An interesting take on that would be both a thorough brawler equaling the best of Tekkens, Mortal Kombats or Street Fighters, as well as playing with figurines and proving who is stronger – Diablo or Tyrael? It would even work as a cheap, chisel game of the kind once distributed as extra CDs added to mags.

Diablo dating simulator

With manga graphics. It could tell about the times before the appearance of the first people, when the Sanctuary was created as a shard of reality of those representatives of light and darkness who had enough of war. We'd play an angel or demon trying to bring our little nephalem to this vale of tears. Dramas, spins and great, passionate love.

Diablo Cart

Racing in the world of Diablo? And why the hell not? Preferably crazy, colorful, with a variation on the theme from Tristram as a soundtrack for the races. The carts would aesthetically be related to the armors and appearance of famous heroes, and power-ups and attacks would refer to their skills. Routes would be located in the iconic places from the series. A bestseller, folks.

Okay, I might have went a bit out there. But admit it – some of these sound like great ideas. Though maybe I should go and apologize to the corporate...