A retroactive look at the Fast and the Furious franchise. Topics include the differences between Vin Diesel and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, driving in general and some really self-indulgent stuff about plums.
Since making its debut almost 20 years ago, Harry Potter has shoe-horned itself into books, movies, video games, websites, stage-plays and, now, episodes of the Diminishing Returns podcast.
The gang give some in-depth film chat, some particularly high-calibre pitches for sequels to You Only Live Twice, and, because it's a special occasion, a whopping 15 special guest stars.
We already did Jaws, Ted. It's a different film. It's a very different film. It's a different shark. This week, it's Blake Lively in The Shallows, then sequel-pitches, ranging from a Speed parody to Gary Lineker going on a crisp safari.
Consider this the second in part of a new Valentine's Day tradition where the Diminishing Returns gang sit down and give away far, far too much personal information.
Things get frantic with a look at the high-octane, Jason Statham action-movies, Crank and Crank: High Voltage. For once, Calvin has his derogatory hat on. Imagine the Transformers episode in reverse.
Is Lazenby any good? Is "Bond" a codename? Is the world ready for a fat James Bond? All these questions and more are answered in this week's edition of Diminishing Returns.
Covers The Godfather (often regarded as the greatest film ever made) and The Godfather: Part II (also often regarded as the greatest film ever made). And The Godfather: Part III (extremely rarely regarded as the greatest film ever made).