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Barmy British Stuff

Rule, Brittania!
Countries	United Kingdom • My city • Mad Paddy Land • Pictishland • Land where the sheep are scared
Overseas Territories	British Empire • Ireland • Gibraltar • Jersey • Just a platform • Man's isle of 3-legged cats • Some really remote and insignificant place inhabited by sheep that Argentina would like to own called Las Malvinas • United Pond Life
Regional England	Cheshire (Chester Zoo - Runcorn - Warrington - Widnes) • Greater Manchester (Bolton - Bury - Manchester - Oldham - Rochdale - Salford - Stockport - Wigan - Wythenshawe) • Lancashire (Ashton-In-Makerfield - Blackburn - Blackpool - Burnley - Darwen - Lancaster University - Narnia - Preston) • Merseyside (Billinge - Liverpool - Saint Helens - Socialist Republic of Scouseland - Wirral)
Scottish Stuff	Bute • Carnoustie • Cupar • Dundee • East Kilbride • Edinburgh • Ferness • Forth Bridge • Glasgow • Inverness • Isle of Eigg • Kemnay • Kirkwall • Leith • Lenzie • Loch Ussie • Nairn • Orkney • Rockall • Shetland Islands • St Kilda • Stirling • Smoo Cave
Wacky Wales	Blackwood • Borth • Llanfyllin • Llanllwni • Monmouth • Town with a name I refuse to prononunce
Northern Ireland	Omagh • Ulster
Rule and (Dis)order	Belfast • Blandford • Brighton • Bristol • Brit • British • Cairrdeff • Engrand • Cricket • Culture of the United Kingdom • Economy of the United Kingdom • History of Great Britain • Landan, innit • Lehhds • Islamic Republic of Leicesteristan • Madchester • Mediocre Britain • Naaridge • Nothing • Ye Olde Britain • Steel City • Socialist Republic of Scouseland • Soviet Britain • United Kingdom of North East Wessex and Southern Mercia • Unworthing of an article • Yark

The Britons
Great	Damon Albarn • Baldrick • Banksy • James Bond • Boudica • Isambard Kingdom Brunel • Geoffrey Chaucer • Oliver Cromwell • Charles Dickens • The Doctor • George Formby • Stephen Fry • Sherlock Holmes • Robin Hood • Lord Christopher Monckton • Horatio Nelson • Harry Potter • Lord Sauron • Great Scott • William Shakespeare • J. R. R. Tolkien • William Wallace
Mediocre	Simon Bates • Jeremy Clarkson • Nick Clegg • Simon Cowell • Nigel Farage • George Galloway • 'Bomber' Hitchens • 'Bonkers' Hitchens • LadBaby • C. S. Lewis • James May • Morrissey • Oswald Mosley • George Osborne • Pitt the Embryo • Mark Robinson • Simon Schama • Britainy Spear • Jonathan Woss
Awful	Michael Barrymore • Dork Beckham • Thicktoria Beckham • Naomi Campbell • Pete Doherty • Liam Gallagher • Noel Gallagher • Robin Gibb • Jade Goody • Geri Halliwell • Mandy • Bernard Manning • Gillian McKeith • Esther McVey • Ian Paisley • Neil Pillock • Jesy Nelson • Jimmy Savile
Ministers	Pitt the Younger • Duke of Wellington • Disraeli • William Gladstone • Lord Salisbury • Lloyd George • Neville Chamberlain • Winston Churchill • Clementine Attlee • Edward Heath • Margaret 'Iron Lady' Thatcher • John Major • Blair • Cyclops - the one-eyed Jock • Gimp Cameron (UnCameron) • Theresa May • That noted lunatic named Boris whose hair's only blond because it's bleached from all those times at Eton when they used to flush his head down the toilet • Liz Truss • Rishi Sunak
Royal	British Line of Succession • King Arthur • Richard III • Henry VIII • Elizabeth I • Charles I • House of Hangover • George III • Mary Queen of Scots • Queen Victoria • King Edward VII • King George V • King Edward VIII • King George VI • Auntie Betty - Queen Elizabeth II • Charles III • Princess Diana • There were three of us in this marriage! • Clive Anderson • Polly Toynbee • Royal Mail • Matt Bellamy • Blackadder • Hugh Grant

Society and Culture
Food & Drink	BACON • Beans • Beer • Chips • Cider • Crumpets • Deep-fried Mars Bar • Fish • Fish 'n' Chips • Haggis • Irn-Bru • Lager • Special-Bru • Tea • Wee Dram
Humour	Brexit • Dad's Army • Douglas Adams • Fascist Guy • John Cleese • Monty Python • QI • Richard Curtis • Something completely different
Thought	ASBO • B&Q • BBC • Bertrand Russell • The British Class System • Charles Darwin • The Daily Fail • David Icke • Desert Island Discs • Football • Football hooliganism • Isaac Newton • ITV • John Locke • Polo • Rugby • Stephen Hawking • The Sun • Trumpton • Test Match Special • Viz • Wooden Spoon
Music	Amy Winehouse • Arctic Monkeys • Beady Eye • The Beatles • Bee Gees • Billy Idol • Black Sabbath • Bloc Party • Blur • Britpop • The Clash • Cliff Richard • Duran Duran • Ed Sheeran • Electric Light Orchestra • Elton John • Genesis • Gorillaz • Iron Maiden • Jamiroquai • Jools Holland • Joy Division • The Kaiser Chiefs • KT Tunstall • Led Zeppelin • Lewis Capaldi • Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds • Oasis • One Direction • Ozzy Osbourne • Phil Collins • Pink Floyd • Portishead • Radiohead • Robbie Williams • Rolling Stones • Scouting for Girls • Sex Pistols • Status Quo • The Who • The Wurzels
Languages	Cockney • English • Gaelic • Old English • Pakistanish • Quaint English accent • Scots • Welsh
Style & Fashion	Dogging • Kilt • Monocle • Petticoat • Top Hat

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