User talk:Hinoa/archive/15

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Directions[edit source]

While I'm about...I totally missed these directions that I failed to read. If you'd be so kind, where and what were they? Cheers :-) RabbiTechno 14:14, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

"(Holiday Exception: If you want to leave me a $WINTERHOLIDAY template, do it under the appropriate heading.)" —Hinoa talk.kun 14:20, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Ah, I see your point. Apologies. In my defence I'll point out my hungover state this morning... :-) RabbiTechno 14:48, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Fair enough. I'll put away the foghorn. —Hinoa talk.kun 14:49, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Better?[edit source]

Merry Chrisannukahkwanzestivus! Fuck you. 14:48, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity...[edit source]

Why did you block my IP address?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:26, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

I did? I'm guessing it was your brother's fault, though. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:28, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Help me, I seem to have been unfairly blocked.[edit source]

I have been blocked. I do not know why. I think, from looking over the recently blocked IPs, that it was because some vandal was using varied IP addresses, including mine, and therefore I was blocked as well as the bad guy. If this was the case, please unblock; if it wasn't, please tell me specifically what I did to get blocked. All of my contributions have been in good faith. 71.220.213.101 01:25, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

In addition, I have further evidence to suggest an unintended block: The block page labels my IP as 10.10.20.183, which it is not; it is 71.220.213.101, which is not shown as blocked. Help! 71.220.213.101 01:34, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Someone in Wikia's IRC channel said something about a weird bug involving IPs showing up as 10.10.*.*. I think they're working on fixing it. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 01:35, Dec. 21, 2007

Nexus War[edit source]

Well as i'm sure you know, our new stronghold in paradise proves a large problem for your Revenant due to the eternal sunlight of Paradise. We may have come up with a solution to this problem but it requires some intervention from you. Basically our idea is that you move your Revenant out of the faction and one of your less sunlight vulnerable alts in, therefore removing the problem. The only downside to this is that you continue your UnForces career with another character instead of your current one. have a think on it and let me know. Thanks :) (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 6, 17:44

Meh, I'm just probably going to retire from the UnForces. I'm not having much fun anymore. —Hinoa talk.kun 14:49, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Damn, that sucks. Sorry to lose you man :( (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 8, 18:56

Help[edit source]

You are a sysop, right? Then delete "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's insulting, and I want it rewritten. And different. And less stupid. And less dumb. And less stupid. Remember: You think it's funny driving folks right up the wall, but you're just a pain in the ass (from Phony Calls, at the end just before fading out completely) "Weird Al" Yankovic _Albuquerque! 20:53, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

First rule of Uncync, you don't order the sysops around. Especially Hinoa, he sleeps with his ban hammer. Hinoa, I left a message on his talk page. ~ Mordillo where is my YOU WANKER? 22:14, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for saving me the trouble, Mordillo. And Al: rewrite it yourself. I don't need to delete the article for it to be rewritten. —Hinoa talk.kun 14:49, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

You are a sysop right? I want The Thinker completely rewritten. I'd like a golden shrine erected on said page, lots of funny jokes, naked hot chicks, and balloons for grandma. Remember: Even though you work for free, in reality, you work for me! (from THINKER's Guide to Small-Budget Slavedriving, right before fading this n00b completely) --THINKER 16:56, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

First rule of Uncync, you don't order my mother around. Especially not when she's in her period. Hinoa, I erected myself fully and shagged him in the shrine. ~ Mordillo where is my YOU WANKER? 17:03, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

That's nice. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:26, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Little Help[edit source]

Hi! Well, my English is terrible, but I like the Uncyclopedia and want to write some articles. I write the article Surfer Donkey, but needs correction. Do you help me with this article? Thank you, and sorry my poor English. Soldier DonDoKKen * Talk 00:22, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Rick Roll[edit source]

I noticed you put User:Kip the Dip/rickroll on Uncyclopedia:Protected titles. Real mature. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:54, Jan. 13, 2008

It bugs me and it's a pain in the ass for dialup users. Therfore, it's gone. It was fun while it lasted, though. :P —Hinoa talk.kun 04:58, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

Why do you keep deleting my articles? 207.69.137.11 19:56, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Read HTBFANJS. —Hinoa talk.kun 19:57, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Forum deletion[edit source]

Hey, Hinoa, how come you keep deleting forums? I realize that you don't think they're funny anymore, and I almost agree with you(I still kinda find everyone getting angry about them amusing), but really, what harm are a few stupid forums in BHOP doing? And did Leoispotter really need a day-long ban just because he made one forum? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:12, Jan 28

Forum:Put the VFD limit up to 20?[edit source]

• Dear Hinoa, I would like to know what you, an admin who uses VFD, think about raising the VFD limit to 20. -- The Zombiebaron 23:06, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm tempted to say it should be done just to annoy you, but to be honest, I really don't give a shit about it. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:55, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Casco Bay High School[edit source]

The Article is a spoof. not a vanity. Thanks for reading Fucker

Thank you for volunteering for the BanCannon testing, citizen. Your body will serve the test of this experimental device quite well. Now read UN:VAIN and GTFO. In that order. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:09, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Sheol Movie Rental[edit source]

Mr. Arash, this is Janus at Sheol Movie Rental. I'm calling to inform you that a number of films you recently rented are overdue. Due to the...sensitive nature of these films, I am not allowed to discuss them over the phone, but I am sure you know the ones I speak of. Please return them post-haste; our trainee needs to learn how to summon our "security system."

That banned guy[edit source]

Since I'm not aloud to mention that guy, I want to bring to your attention that my research shows that he is indeed of sockpuppet of SU182, who currently has a petition going for an unban. Might want to keep an eye out. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:27, Feb. 12, 2008

Petition is very old and a joke, in case you haven't noticed. Point taken, though. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:28, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Pretty much what TKF said. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:29, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Open Mind[edit source]

Still under construction >=( You've never used openmind? Suprising, its a halarious program.

I haven't, actually. But thanks for letting me know about that, and doubly so for being nice. I've restored the article and tagged it as under construction. Sorry about that. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:53, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

>:([edit source]

* 02:00, 9 September 2007 Hinoa (Talk | contribs) hacked up "User:Villahj Ideeut" ‎ (23 revisions  
  restored: Whoops, sorry, thought this was Fisher Price...)
* 01:59, 9 September 2007 Hinoa (Talk | contribs) huffed "User:Villahj Ideeut" ‎ (Not funny) 

Meany-face. --Village Idiot♠KUN Free Speech 20:57, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

...you just now noticed? I forgot about that! —Hinoa talk.kun 21:00, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, just now noticed. Got distracted on VFS and clicked the little "log" button by my name and saw ... that. :(. Also, stay tuned for an edit to this effect to my userpage. -- Village Idiot♠KUN Free Speech 21:03, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

Sorry to bother you, Hin, but I think I'm still autoblocked, I had to use a proxy to log in and make this edit. Would you mind clearing this up for me? My block ID is 26333, if that helps at all. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, Feb 13

Thanks, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:30, Feb 13

I seem to have retroactively earned that UGM. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:31, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Why is this so familiar... -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:35, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

<TheLedBalloon> AUTOBLOCK
<Hinoa> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Canoepolio[edit source]

Hi This article is currently on the NRV section. I realise its an In joke among kayakers and as such may not make much sense to outsiders. But this page has spread all over the world, and its content has appeared on many other sites. Please dont delete it as many people find it quite funny and it would be a shame to lose it. Thanks

Frank Turner[edit source]

Hi, you deleted the Frank Turner article I wrote today. It was funny, and true. The guy is a minister stealing money from the poor to fund his mansion. His real website is www.frankturner.org, but he is a total scammer and needs the public to be able to make fun of him. Please put it back.

Mistress Pussy[edit source]

This user is a Mistress Pussy of the SISTERHOOD. Beware her wet tee.

We are trying to build a female user group here at Uncyc, and are awarding all established female Uncyclopedians the title of Mistress Pussy. You are free to use this lovely template on your userpage {{User:Luvvy/Template:UnSisSophia}} from here on to eternity. All praise Sophia!

-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 20:32, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the gesture, but I'm a dude. Also, who put you up to this?—Hinoa talk.kun 23:36, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I think someone is in fact getting out of hand. Kids these days think they are allowed a will of their own... Sad, so sad... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 23:44, 11 Mar

Which means you should have this:

This user is a honourific member of the UnHoly Sisterhood. He worships Sophia and so should you, <insert name here>.

-- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 23:46, 11 Mar

o. . . I thought Hinoa was a girl's name. . . like spanish "a" is feminine. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 02:24, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Regarding my ban[edit source]

I must admit I was more than a little surprised, and initially rather frustrated to find that I had been banned with a message simply saying "Not *another* fucking award...". So far as I am aware, and trust me when I say I've spent the last two hours searching all the rules around here looking for any, there are no policies regarding the creation of new user-run awards, and am not aware of any statement which has been made by an admin to the effect that creating a new award could warrant a ban. Although I recognize that some people may not be in favor of new awards, I thought it would be okay so long as the award was in my own userspace. It's been maintained by me with no problems of any kind for the last four days with a few voters here and there. I've received no other warnings or complaints from any admins, in fact one admin (one mister Tom Mayfair) has actually contributed to the page. I also recognize that a short ban of 2 hours could be considered "a warning", but I really do not understand what I am being warned about. Perhaps you could see where, despite how short the ban was, I'm still rather frustrated and confused. I was just hoping you could help me reach some better understanding as to my offense.

Thanks so much for your time! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:00 Mar 14

If I were actually mad at you for that, the ban time would be measured in days. So don't worry in that regard. As for the awards bit, it's just my personal opinion that we have way too fucking many awards as it stands. I'm not prohibiting you from making it by any means, I'm just sick of them. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:32, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

In that case, why was I banned (either for 2 hours or 2 weeks, it doesn't matter) for not breaking the rules? I thought that admins were only supposed to ban users who violated rules, and if I'm reading your reply correctly, you're saying I didn't break any rules. A simple message on either my talk page or the award talk page saying "This is a stupid idea, you guys suck" would have been much more appreciated if I'm understanding the situation correctly. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:59 Mar 14

Next time...[edit source]

...if you're going to lock someone's name and IP (which wasn't necessary anyway; I have a static IP and I'm not stupid enough to try to sneak around a lock), you might want to do it concurrently instead of 14 hours after you lock the name., thereby effectively adding another day to my lock. ItCouldBeATumah 18:39, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I fail to see how this is my problem. This is probably the software's fault. Also, Beginner's Guide/No lip. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:00, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

As your own page says: 'constructive criticism is appreciated'. That's all this was. ItCouldBeATumah 23:24, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Things that are under my control are perfectly acceptable. This was not. It's called "autoblock," and usually, if you holler at an admin over IRC or somesuch, they'll clear it up for you. Blame the MediaWiki devs. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:16, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Could you please?[edit source]

Bring back Ben and jerrys? I was actually working on improving it a bit, looked round an it was gone! I did not create this, but thought it would be OK to leave in the mainspace for a little while with an ICU tag on... I have a few pics to add to it... MrN 17:44, Mar 18

Done. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:15, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. MrN 00:15, Mar 19

Help with proxies[edit source]

To start, I'm Bot, a Sysop of [Wikichan]. To save my self to cramping my hands over typing a paragraph or two, I'm just here for some help. Recently vandals (good ones, at that) have been plaguing our wiki for the past week. It first stated as a nuisance, but then some light was shed and revealed that these vandals actually took down some websites in the past. Anyways, I've asked Thekillerfroggy for some help and gave me some guidelines for follow along with a recommendation to ask you for a list of proxy IPs to ban since the vandals have been using multiple accounts and keep coming back after several acc. bans. Bot 22:36, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

User:Hinoa/proxy contains a list of some of the proxies I've found, mostly via proxy.org. If all else fails, you could ban based on the IPs those sites have. All the proxies that Uncyc's banned appear in the block log, usually with a comment marking them and always with an infinite ban. Sifting through there is not going to be fun, though. All in all, I wish you luck with your Proxy Inquisition. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:28, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Sorry to but in, but the Wikipedia list is here [1] and might also be worth a look... MrN 00:33, Mar 22

Thanks, sorry for reacting so slow. Oh, and thanks for providing your revert services, Hinoa. It's really appreciated :D Bot 00:50, 22 March 2008 (UTC)